weiner. i released my long-term birth certificate. he releases long form twitter photo. [laughter] i must say that the state of our union is not good. the debt is rapidly growing, unemployment is quickly rising, and people are being forced from their homes. i feel their pain because in two years that could be made. [applause] be me. [applause] settle down. that's enough out of you. [laughter] now, i was criticized for joking about shovel ready to up to the other day. we need to build tunnels and bridges. that way people would have something to live under or jump off of. [laughter] now, in a recent poll, only 15% of americans believe there will be a great depression. the bad news for me is the other 85% believe there will only be a very good depression. [laughter] i am proud to say that we are finding great strides -- making great strides in finding non- combat solutions to deal with moammar khaddafi. mahmoud ahmadinejad and kim jong il or as we refer to them in the situation room -- 2 and half men. [laughter] isn't he cute? a little man. now, attorney general eric holder